human interest 3

"Sometimes I ask myself, 'Why am I the lucky one?'"

"Then if you have no luck with control/alt/delete,
do an 'insert bat'!"

"Yeah right! I carried this stuff through two subways,
three airport terminals and four parking lots -
now I'm going to pay you 10 bucks to put it in the elevator!"

"Next we have Scooter Stevenson.
Will he be hoping to improve on his last dive, Bob?"

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