"Sometimes I ask myself, 'Why am I the lucky one?'"
"Then if you have no luck with control/alt/delete, do an 'insert bat'!"
"Yeah right! I carried this stuff through two subways, three airport terminals and four parking lots - now I'm going to pay you 10 bucks to put it in the elevator!"
"Next we have Scooter Stevenson. Will he be hoping to improve on his last dive, Bob?"